Badi Dea Automotive Corporation

The Badi Dea 1999 Wombat
Motor Trend's Car of the week for December 1998

Last Update
January 5, 1999

Why Just Drive a Car? It could have been any one of the millions of thoughtful features that catapulted the Badi Dea Wombat Turn on your images there sparky

into the minds of the editors at Motor Trend. Maybe it's the available bumper that transforms into a spare tire, thus freeing up four cubic feet of valuable cargo space. The way the collapsing wheel well braking system can stop the car on a dime. Or it could have been the water filled drivers side airbag that helps prevents your face from being engulfed in flames. Whatever the reason, the 1999 Wombat is much more than just a car. It's an idea ahead of it's time.

Design: Badi Dea Automotive Corporation is never happy just sitting on it's heels. The 1998 Virago Sports Coup beat out all the competition at the Newmark Cliff Fall Tests to become the fastest mainstream vehicle you can buy today. With over seven months of experience, Badi Dea proves time and time again that automobile design is not just engineers following a bunch of rules.

Production:The Badi Dea plant cranks out over 36,000 cars per hour at their single assembly line in Slipshod New Jersey, no other car manufacturer can even come close. Head of quality control, Al Moss Blind, and his team of grade schoolers, waste no time inspecting each and every Badi Dea vehicle.

"On cold days, my Wombat almost always starts"
I.M. Lying, Spleenville Wisconsin

"Driving a Wombat is not like driving a car at all"
Bull Shick, Jerkwater Nebraska

My Wombat drives itself!
Will U. Paymenow, Spud Idaho

"I can define my Wombat in one word, different"
Dr. Kevorkian, Cheese City Wisconsin

Badi Dea Takes Automotive Design to the Limits

Advanced Joystick Technology:
1999 will be remembered as the year the steering wheel died and convenience and comfort became the norm. All 1999 Badi Dea vehicles are equipped with a standard Nintendo Corporation joystick.

Multifaceted© Rearview Mirror:
Drivers have long complained about blind spots and poor visibility. With the Badi Dea Multifaceted© mirror the car beside you, the entire road and almost all of the sky are now completely visible from the safety and comfort of your vehicle.

Speedometer Design For a New Age:
Speedometers of the past were clumsy and difficult to read. Now with the Badi Dea Thermodometer© gauging your speed is a snap!

Vehicle Specifications: 1999 Wombat LE

Water Filled Airbag

Standard

Power Ashtray

Standard

Underseat Lighting

Standard

Refrigerated Glove Compartment

Optional

Power Wing Windows

Standard

Velcro© Sealing Doors

Standard

Gas Gauge

Optional

Standard

Interior Wipers

Standard

Rear Seat Fishtank

Standard

Pointy Thing in the Front

Standard

Ejector Seats

Standard

Vehicle Specifications: 1999 Virago Sports Coup

MultiFlex Windshield© Optional

Gas Tank Optional

Solid Oak Engine Block Standard

Dashboard Newspaper Clip Optional

Carflipper© Jack Standard

Wheels Optional

Dupont© Felt Bumpers Standard

Pointy Thing in the Front Standard

Ejector Seats Standard

Vehicle Specifications: 1999 Rosemobile Camper

Interior Strobe Light Standard

Flip Up Flobee™ Headrest Standard

Rear Hatch Candle Holders Standard

Power Cardboard Shade Tent Optional

Razor Sharp Door Guards Standard

Front Grill Weenie Rods Standard

Duraflame© Pop Out Campfire Optional

PetTravel© Hubcaps Standard

Inflatable Picnic Table Optional

Pointy Thing in the Front Standard

Ejector Seats Standard

Badi Dea<br> Transportation Beyond Imagination

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